ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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