I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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