No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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