things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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