Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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