Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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