Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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