Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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