I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it's like iHOP with fire
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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