he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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