beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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