All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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