I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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