so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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