Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Grow some girl-balls and come out already

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Grow some girl-balls and come out already http://tfl.nu/dlf5
  Replies (8) Good night (2971) Bad night (566) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park. http://tfl.nu/ti46
  Replies (13) Good night (3186) Bad night (976) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here. http://tfl.nu/bwbb
  Replies (11) Good night (7627) Bad night (1213) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high... http://tfl.nu/j3oh
  Replies (55) Good night (5654) Bad night (1294) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas http://tfl.nu/fiou
  Replies (8) Good night (2026) Bad night (641) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported http://tfl.nu/ddun
  Replies (7) Good night (1433) Bad night (2665) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me. http://tfl.nu/habi
  Replies (16) Good night (3472) Bad night (841) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market. http://tfl.nu/wxnm
  Replies (3) Good night (562) Bad night (1219) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence http://tfl.nu/140k
  Replies (6) Good night (1384) Bad night (866) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award. http://tfl.nu/qxv7
  Replies (3) Good night (542) Bad night (1399)
• Favorite

  (347): View more from New York

  In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (347): In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well. http://tfl.nu/gd78
  Replies (5) Good night (694) Bad night (392)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall. http://tfl.nu/czve
  Replies (3) Good night (838) Bad night (288) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy" http://tfl.nu/3mee
  Replies (2) Good night (1064) Bad night (198) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store. http://tfl.nu/bhuy
  Replies (7) Good night (620) Bad night (178) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (898): View more from

  Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (898): Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous. http://tfl.nu/8yxh
  Replies (2) Good night (483) Bad night (177)

Randomize