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• (360): View more from Washington

  not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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• (845): View more from New York

  Drunk

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  Deyhxbr

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  Fucaerrrrr

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

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  So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.

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