What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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