More tranny stories later!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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