roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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