3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I will be naked everywhere
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Come share oat with me in your robe
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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