Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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