he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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