dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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