Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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