When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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