Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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