can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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