sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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