my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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