Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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