So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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