You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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