Whod you bang
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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