how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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