I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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