What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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