Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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