the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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