Fine. I'll sleep in my office
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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