yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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