Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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