I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I love how my cats smell like pot.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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