i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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