There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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