He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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