Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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