This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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go home
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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