i just made my gag reflex go away.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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