the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Also, beer. Big fan.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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