Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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