My brain says no but my pants say off.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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