i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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