I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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