i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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