im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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