how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize