Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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